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LONDON -- Nothing lends a certain je ne sais quoi to an outfit more than a bejewelled penis brooch.

And,Martial arts Archives Vivienne Westwood -- Britain's queen of anarchy -- has got you covered for all your penis-shaped accessory needs.

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At Vivienne Westwood's show at London Fashion Week, the designer dropped a casual penis bombshell into the mix by adding glitzy penis brooches to classic men's tailoring.

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At the Vivienne Westwood show during London Fashion Week men's collections at Seymour Leisure Centre on Jan. 9, 2017, in London. Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images

The brooches are pretty discreet. From afar, one might assume that you're wearing a classy suit. But, up close, there's no denying: that's definitely a dick -- albeit a glittery one.

Smart. Credit: Jeff Spicer/Getty Images

Metallic, coloured penis safety pins were also out in force.

Brooches backstage. Credit: Ian Gavan / Getty Images

Nicely done, Vivienne. Nicely done.

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