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Having a tree inside the house is dita von tesse eroticisma cat's dream come true.

We've all seen our fury friends perched up in an evergreen filled with lights and dressed in ornaments. Sometimes, we're shown the aftermath of a cat Christmas gone wrong with a tree spread across the living room floor and a guilty-looking cat in the foreground.

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But we've never asked our felines how they feel about the magical holiday. Until now, of course.

1. "Da lights is warm is my mouf."

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2. "This is some bullshet."

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3. "I knew you would return, my precious."

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4. "Da fuk is dis?"

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5. "Fuking Pinterest."

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6. "A fake tree. Really, hooman?"

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7. "No tree is more powerful than I."

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8. "I fuking love Christmas."

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9. "Hoomans just don't understand."

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10. "If i fits, I sits."

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11. "I am the star now."

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12. "Christmas forever."

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13. "You don't understand my holiday struggles."

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14. "We will wake you up at 6 a.m. for the rest of your life for this."

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15. "You call this a tree?"

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16. "Leave me here until January 1."

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17. "Da tree warms my cat butt."

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