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Summoning nefarious powers of sorcery and love sex videosoothsaying, the Republican National Committee has declared Mike Pence the winner of Tuesday's vice presidential debate -- hours before it happened.

In a series of articles on its website, GOP.com, viewers of the debate that hasn't happened yet confidently recalled how Pence smashed his opponent during the "one and only Vice Presidential debate."

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"The consensus was clear after the dust settled," an article said. "Mike Pence was the clear winner of the debate."

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His top moments, we hear you ask? The economy and highlighting Hillary's scandals. Which scandals? We're not sure yet. Check back in a few hours.

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"The other clear winner from tonight's debate was Donald Trump," the site said, in an article spotted around 4 p.m. PT but since deleted.

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That wasn't all. The site ran a series of other articles including one entitled, "It's clear who lost the VP debate, Hillary Clinton." That article was deleted before Mashablehad time to screengrab it, but it was only four or five lines long.

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Another must-read article on the site Tuesday afternoon, more than 90 minutes before the debate started, was "5 questions Tim Kaine was NOT asked."

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Mashablehas reached out to the RNC to find out where they got their powers of prediction.

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