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If you've heard about the internet rumor about the child named Fidget Spinner,Mystery Archives don't be fooled.

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Comedian Tim Savage trolled the internet using his alternate personality, Skweezy Jibbs.

Savage posted a selfie with a fake birth certificate on Skweezy's Facebook page.

According to Skweezy, he got a "RANDOM ASS CALL" from a woman claiming that she was in the middle of giving birth to his kid.

"SO I DROVE MY ASS UP 2 BAKERSFIELD AN SHE'S LIKE WILL U SIGN THA BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THA FATHER AN I WAS LIKE SHIT ONLY IF I GET 2 NAME HIM AN SHE WAS LIKE OK FINE."

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He wrote that he made sure to choose a "MAD SICK" name for his new baby, and thus, baby Fidgit Spinner was born.

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The post received over 23,000 shares and more than 15,000 comments.

Some weren't quite sure what to believe:

Others were quick to debunk his claims and laugh at the ridiculous fake story:

Skweezy had some strong words for his haters:

Point made.

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