Here's a conspiracy theory to rock the darkest crevices of the internet: Kylie Jenner faked a pan of lasagna.
The Watch Mound Daughteraccomplished food blogger Snapchatted a night of cooking the hearty Italian dish in a totally normal way -- lots of photos that display a poor understanding of how to wear sweatpants and zero evidence of pasta.
SEE ALSO: Kylie Jenner thought lying about lip injections was the noble thing to do"Me and Jordy are making lasagna," Jenner, the millennial Neil Armstrong, claims.
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Sweatpants, arguably the easiest item of clothing to put on your body unless you're wearing ice skates, seem foreign to Jenner's hips, revealing beige underwear to match her beige sports bra. No part of the outfit seems to be affected by a rogue drop of marinara sauce.
"Lasagna," writes Jenner. Only...where is the lasagna? The celebriteen's pristine white kitchen doesn't even reveal a trace of grated parmesan.
Allegedly, there is lasagna in this pan, but nothing is certain. There are a lot of layers to this mystery.
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Mashabledoes, however, acknowledge that Jenner quite possibly made oatmeal and cranberry cookies. The rising mogul might have been paid to do it by the people of Sweet Loren's, whose branding is featured prominently in the below video.
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After all that cooking and cleaning, Kylie Jenner apparently decided to go to sleep standing up.
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So what's the deal, Kylie? Did she really make lasagna?
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